This one requires a bit of backstory to understand. Before I quit EVE (The second time) I managed to scam this guy out of several billion ISK in ships on several different occasions. And he had no clue he had been scammed, not even a suspicion. So, when I started EVE again guess who the first person I contacted? Mr. JMT.
He was so excited to see me, I just had to join his corp! Well, it certainly saved me some work. I soon found out he had an Orca he just recently bought, and Orcas are now apparently 500m now (Seriously what the fuck, man)? Not only that, he put a Dread Guristas shield booster on it. JACKPOT. I waited about a week, chatting it up and corp and becoming friends with them (Surprisingly, I was actually too lazy to scam him, and ended up putting it off for a week). Eventually I decide it was time, so I asked him to borrow his Orca to move some assets around. I’m not sure where the logic was, but last time I checked week old characters can’t fly Orcas.
So, the next day I’m expecting the “So… when am I getting my Orca back…” message. But he doesn’t mention it. Or the next day. Or even the day after that. In fact, I have to kill two retrievers while mocking them in corp chat for him to even ask me about the Orca. Well, eventually my trusty thrasher died in a fire, but not after getting some anger from the victims. One guy (very originally) called me a “butthole”.
Lesson to learn from this? If someone “borrows” your Orca and you didn’t get it back? You’ve probably been scammed.